You know why you're talking like?.....STUPID PEOPLE...That's who..
Yeah so I love making everyone think that I'm far too busy and important to make a live journal post more often then every other week or so. This of course is a complete lie because aside from my ungodly early summmer school class I do nothing but sit around and make the occasional trip to Sno Castle for a snow cone. The truth is I just have had no desire to sit in front of the computer.
Anyway, let's see...current events. Well I have a job interview on Monday for the daycare center at the Pendleton Fitness Center. I have absolutely no patients for children especially when they make high pitched noises but, I applied EVERY WHERE within a 20 mile radius and they are the first to inquire with the OH SO FABULOUS ME. Therefore....whatever, I need money. Happiness is on the horizon folks. So yeah...today Amanda and I thought we ought to tan our plump selves and we layed out on my driveway of all places like beached whales. We kept making the joke that we needed to stay moist, you know, like the whales that wash up on shore and you see volunteers dumping buckets of water on them? Well just then my mom walks out with an ingenious invention, a little thing called a "mister". You hook the hose to it, and it sprays you with a fine, cool mist. So she hooked it up and pointed it at us. Real self esteem booster. But I'm not complaining! Tomorrow we're going and getting cushy lounge chairs...that way we can sun bath like beached sea mammals in comfort! All we need then is a tap dancing monkey that brings us lemonade! But yeah, plans for tomorrow look about the same... God bless summer.
Anyway, let's see...current events. Well I have a job interview on Monday for the daycare center at the Pendleton Fitness Center. I have absolutely no patients for children especially when they make high pitched noises but, I applied EVERY WHERE within a 20 mile radius and they are the first to inquire with the OH SO FABULOUS ME. Therefore....whatever, I need money. Happiness is on the horizon folks. So yeah...today Amanda and I thought we ought to tan our plump selves and we layed out on my driveway of all places like beached whales. We kept making the joke that we needed to stay moist, you know, like the whales that wash up on shore and you see volunteers dumping buckets of water on them? Well just then my mom walks out with an ingenious invention, a little thing called a "mister". You hook the hose to it, and it sprays you with a fine, cool mist. So she hooked it up and pointed it at us. Real self esteem booster. But I'm not complaining! Tomorrow we're going and getting cushy lounge chairs...that way we can sun bath like beached sea mammals in comfort! All we need then is a tap dancing monkey that brings us lemonade! But yeah, plans for tomorrow look about the same... God bless summer.