Spring is in the air...
Oh you bet it's been a while. I NEED A BREAK FROM YOU PEOPLE. New things in my life include a lot of stuff that has happened since the last time I updated and I'm much to busy to go through the short-term memory files in my head and sort them out. Well...not all of them at least. So let's see...Oh so the crusade to save Mrs. Morgan was somewhat a sucess. For those of you not "down with the DL" Mrs. Morgan, one of the 3 useless art teachers (why do I have the feeling I could regret that remark if it lands in the wrong hands? Oh well) anyway the school board wanted to move her to an elementary school and cut some classes and blah blah blah, who really cares? Me...LEAST OF ALL. But since I was sucked into becomming a first hour assistant for the art dept., you can imagine that I was also sucked into becomming "Head Crusader" in the "Let's try and salvage what's left of Mrs.Morgans Career" plan. Wonderful. I forced people to sign petitions and come to the meeting and I helped put together posters. the whole time, wanting to tell people "Don't beleive what this poster says....she's not that great of an asset, and in fact she is very VERY REPLACABLE." But that wouldn't be nice. One very nice "plus" if you will, is the extra quality time spent with the art dept.'s student teacher from Ball State, a wonderful little piece of prime rib called Samson. Yowza! Anyhoo thank god that's over...
Um...oh so today was my brothers Frat., ZBT, well it was their formal. And although the college they all go to, as well and the Frat house, is in Muncie, for reasons unbeknownst to me their formal was in Fort Wayne. Well Justout (my brother) his Finace Chasity....with the "I look like I'm 8 months pregnant" POOCH that protrudes from her tummy (mind you she's not prego) couldn't fit into the dress she had worn the year before. But that didn't stop her from putting in on and getting the zipper halfway up. What stopped her was the zipper breaking. So Amanda and I had jut got done doing her hair and waxing her bushman eyebrows when we see that she's wedged into this dress like a blivitz. So Amanda goes home to get her old prom dresses and my brother gets a pair or pliers to wedge his beloved out of her dress. It worked, he got her out but the zipper of the dress didn't stand a chance. But all's well that ends well. Amanda had a nice dress that fit her and looked nice (in other words...it hid the POOCH). Oh...Good times at redneck high...
Oh before I go...I thought Matt and Garrison might like to know that, they're being honored again! Oh yes....I said again. Some time in May at the "Thespy Awards". Precious isn't it? Mwuhahahah!....MWUAHAHAHAHAH!
Um...oh so today was my brothers Frat., ZBT, well it was their formal. And although the college they all go to, as well and the Frat house, is in Muncie, for reasons unbeknownst to me their formal was in Fort Wayne. Well Justout (my brother) his Finace Chasity....with the "I look like I'm 8 months pregnant" POOCH that protrudes from her tummy (mind you she's not prego) couldn't fit into the dress she had worn the year before. But that didn't stop her from putting in on and getting the zipper halfway up. What stopped her was the zipper breaking. So Amanda and I had jut got done doing her hair and waxing her bushman eyebrows when we see that she's wedged into this dress like a blivitz. So Amanda goes home to get her old prom dresses and my brother gets a pair or pliers to wedge his beloved out of her dress. It worked, he got her out but the zipper of the dress didn't stand a chance. But all's well that ends well. Amanda had a nice dress that fit her and looked nice (in other words...it hid the POOCH). Oh...Good times at redneck high...
Oh before I go...I thought Matt and Garrison might like to know that, they're being honored again! Oh yes....I said again. Some time in May at the "Thespy Awards". Precious isn't it? Mwuhahahah!....MWUAHAHAHAHAH!