Honda
Yesterday, I went and transferred $8,000 into my parent's bank account, securing myself as the proud owner of a 96 Honda Accord. Then I set up a new checking account at the bank and transferred another $1500 from my savings into it. It was awesome, the bank owner shook my hand and everything when it was all over; I felt like a high baller.
It would have been SO much cooler, though, if I was opening up a Swiss bank account. NOTHING is as cool as that. It's like, you're recognizing your badass nature by throwing tons of money into a foreign bank account. And then when you go to the bank and say that you want to see your vault, they do an eye scan and check your I.D. and all of this other high-tech stuff to make sure that you're you.
I'm totally opening up a Swiss Bank Account.
It would have been SO much cooler, though, if I was opening up a Swiss bank account. NOTHING is as cool as that. It's like, you're recognizing your badass nature by throwing tons of money into a foreign bank account. And then when you go to the bank and say that you want to see your vault, they do an eye scan and check your I.D. and all of this other high-tech stuff to make sure that you're you.
I'm totally opening up a Swiss Bank Account.