This really just happened.

[offbalance]

j_bkl: What are lentils anyway? Are they a bean, are they a grain?

offbalance: I have no idea! Let's ask Mr. Internet!! Hey, Mr. Internet!

j_bkl (as Mr. Internet): BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!!

j_bkl: We'll get back to you later, Mr. Internet...

offbalance: LOLZ

(Wikipedia says: they're a legume!)