Why I need to stop watching the news.

[offbalance]

Dear Self

Comments

[tehdawgfather]

It's never lupus!

[offbalance]

Exactly!

[incy]

I bet it is in the last ever episode :)

[neoguardian]

It might be the Goodtimes virus.

[offbalance]

I haven't been in any chatrooms in a long time...

[firynze]

Dear Offbalance:

Listen to yourself. You have not licked a pig lately (I hope), nor have you licked a seventh-grader from Queens (ditto), so it's terribly unlikely that you have Bacon Fever.

Love,
Firynze

[offbalance]

EEEEEW! That's disgusting!

Like I would EVER lick ANYONE from Queens!!!

heeeeeree piggy piggy piggy....

(just kidding!)

I LOL'ed at Bacon Fever.

[firynze]

See now, I didn't think you were that uncouth. ;-)

[offbalance]

Certainly not!!

[lulu_girl]

Nooooo House rules.
A friend made my icon for us after an episode where he said randomly: I need oral sex. I laughed so hard I almost peed.

See? I distracted ya from the swine flu fear didn't I???

[offbalance]

House is awesome. But the show made me convince I had at least 3 rare diseases before I had to stop the insanity.

Nothing could distract me from the current ache in my shoulders. Yowza.

[lulu_girl]

well, as you know, it's never lupus. Except when it is. lol

[offbalance]

Lol!

A Note From Your Neighborhood Future Pharmacist

[angelicillusion]

Dear Offbalance

Re: A Note From Your Neighborhood Future Pharmacist

[offbalance]

Actually, I know it's not lupus - that's a gag from the show House. Everytime they run across a disease they can't identify, someone suggests that it could be lupus, and House always says, "it's never Lupus!!!"

So that's that.

See, intellectually I know the rest of all that. But it's hard not to be affected by the loads of people running around screaming ZOMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE when all they're going to do is go on a gatorade fast for 4-7 days. *sigh*

Still, thank you ::hugs::

WE NEED TO MAKE PLANS.