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[off_the_hookah]

Dear Santa Claus,

This year you probably want to know whether or not I've been naughty or nice. Well, here's the news: I've been naughty.

But it was worth it.

So, don't bring me any presents, you big, fat, judgmental bastard.

Sincerely,

Neil McLaughlin

Comments

[one_fry_short]

Wasn't Fat Bastard Scottish? Just saying...

Well, I was thinking of getting you a Zamboni...But a sweater it is!

[off_the_hookah]

He was, wasn't he? That character was so grotesque, I mentally blocked out that fact and remembered him being Irish.

Damn it - I've always wanted a zamboni.

What do you want? Last call. No more shopping after today.

[one_fry_short]

Sorry. At least you can remember that it was Mike Myers and not a real Scotsman.

You snooze, you lose.

What do I want? Well, world peace would be nice. Otherwise, something practical and realistic would do...like warm clothes (always useful here) or something for my kitchen...or cooking lessons, for that matter. But anything you gave me would be choice. Thanks, Neil.