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[off_the_hookah]

On Wednesday I had my audition for Warner Brothers for a role of Mundungus Fletcher in the newest Harry Potter film, and this morning I heard from the casting director. I was told that they liked what he saw and they asked me to come in again today for a call-back, so that sounds hopeful. We'll see how that goes. Besides that, I have another

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[one_fry_short]

Me.

[off_the_hookah]

You?

[one_fry_short]

Yes.

[off_the_hookah]

Explain.

[one_fry_short]

I'm afraid of Virginia Woolfe.

There. I've said it. I feel better.

[off_the_hookah]

Damn. I thought we were going to continue the One Word Answer Game. I win!

Don't fret, Harrison. If she shows her face around here, I'll protect you from her. Or give you a shotgun. Take your pick.

[one_fry_short]

I didn't want to annoy you. And, anyway, the only one-word answer for that would've been "Scary". Or possibly "Nose".

Oh ho ho, you don't want to give me a shotgun.

[off_the_hookah]

Nose?

A super soaker, then?

[one_fry_short]

Yes.

That's better! I can't accidentally kill anyone with a super soaker.

Harrison

[off_the_hookah]

I have a mission for you. Should you choose to accept it, keep the 23ed open.

Neil

[one_fry_short]

A mission? Oooh! What is it? I'm free on the 23rd. That's just a Wednesday.