Thanks. If all else fails, there's always Juilliard, but I want to do more than just teach. I'm too much of a ham.
I'll try. I've invited some of my fellow Wonderlanders to come along - May 4th is when Alice went down the rabbit hole, so I consider it a special day, which I like to observe.
Is that the same as doing something you would do? Because that sounds more fun.
Harrison is fun, but experience has shown that anything too raunchy intimidates him. Although....if I remember correctly, he didn't have a problem with the idea of going to a strip joint for Kilroy's bachelor party. Ew. That just brought up some bad memories.
I'm sorry then, I misunderstood. I thought you were inviting me to come... well, in any case, I'll keep that day free. Any specific time, or should I surprise you?
Ew? Oh come on. You're saying you don't like at least ONE of their songs? Just one?
She attacks just about everything. Especially my boobs if she's lying next to me. It hurts.
I'm not sure I want to know about the strip club. Well you could always see what his limits are. You have to expand people's minds and all that.
You know you don't have to wait for an invitation to do that. But for my birthday, I don't know what I'm doing. Probably just sitting at home like always. I'm not sure I want to be reminded that I'm going to be 40.
Hate to break it to you, but I don't know any of their songs. The only reason I know about them at all is because in London, my friends and I would mock them unmercifully.
Ha. No comment.
Just so you know, we didn't go to the strip club. We went to another place, but somebody hired a stripper to come out of a cake - and it ended up being Rose. Thus the bad memories.
When you put it that way, you sound 75. Age is an illusion we impose upon ourselves.
Well I don't love them. And don't go spreading around that I actually like them. They're just cute. And half my age.
Oh thank you for that lovely image I'm never going to get out of my brain. I think I'll have to go spork out my eyeballs.
Yes well one way or another I don't think I'm going to do anything special for it. I never have before. Everytime I try to do something special it blows up in my face.
I'm sure you'll find something. You're quite resourceful.
Have fun over there. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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I'll try. I've invited some of my fellow Wonderlanders to come along - May 4th is when Alice went down the rabbit hole, so I consider it a special day, which I like to observe.
Is that the same as doing something you would do? Because that sounds more fun.
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That'd be a little like having Robin Williams trying to teach people to sit still. You're an adorable ham though.
Oh right, I remember you disappearing last year around this time. Sounds like fun though.
Yes, it is. And really, I'd do just about anything.
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Yes. Call me crazy, but I really believe I can come into contact with Wonderland.
I know you would, which is why it would be so much fun. I'd invite you but You have a birthday coming up soon, don't you?
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Really? On tour? Huh. Me either. Go figure.
I'm sure that if anyone can, it'd be you.
Then I guess if you do what I do you're going to have lots of fun yourself. Oh. Yeah. I do actually. In.. two weeks I think? About that.. come Monday.
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Thank you for your vote of confidence and/or humoring me. While I'm thinking about it, what did you end up naming your kitten?
Well, so far Harrison's the only one who says he's coming, so while entertaining him, my fun will have to be toned down.
Come Monday... to your bakery? Which Monday? This one coming up?
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Or Backstreet Boys! Oh they should go on tour all together. I'd so go and see them.
I have nothing but. Ah, Balrog actually. She seems to like it. Though I think it's made her a bit of a terror.
Oh he's not that much fun? That's a pity.
Two weeks till my birthday come Monday. It's the 28th.
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Then the name suits her. Does she attack toes?
Harrison is fun, but experience has shown that anything too raunchy intimidates him. Although....if I remember correctly, he didn't have a problem with the idea of going to a strip joint for Kilroy's bachelor party. Ew. That just brought up some bad memories.
I'm sorry then, I misunderstood. I thought you were inviting me to come... well, in any case, I'll keep that day free. Any specific time, or should I surprise you?
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Ew? Oh come on. You're saying you don't like at least ONE of their songs? Just one?
She attacks just about everything. Especially my boobs if she's lying next to me. It hurts.
I'm not sure I want to know about the strip club. Well you could always see what his limits are. You have to expand people's minds and all that.
You know you don't have to wait for an invitation to do that. But for my birthday, I don't know what I'm doing. Probably just sitting at home like always. I'm not sure I want to be reminded that I'm going to be 40.
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Ha. No comment.
Just so you know, we didn't go to the strip club. We went to another place, but somebody hired a stripper to come out of a cake - and it ended up being Rose. Thus the bad memories.
When you put it that way, you sound 75. Age is an illusion we impose upon ourselves.
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Well I don't love them. And don't go spreading around that I actually like them. They're just cute. And half my age.
Oh thank you for that lovely image I'm never going to get out of my brain. I think I'll have to go spork out my eyeballs.
Yes well one way or another I don't think I'm going to do anything special for it. I never have before. Everytime I try to do something special it blows up in my face.
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Oh Lord, be glad you weren't actually there. I'll spare you by not going into any further details.
If that's what you'd like, but I'll warn you that I may be tempted now to do something special for you.
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Why thank you.
Actually thank you for both of those. I don't want to know anything about Rose Bloom being naked. Ugh.
Well it's not like I'd actually turn you down or.. say no to you. You know I can't.
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I might stop by tomorrow.
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For food or for me?
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