Excerpt from the private diary of Mikhail Andreyev, First Lieutenant and Professional Right-Hand Man

[aphelion_orion]

Kiske-tastrophy (noun):

1) realizing that The Commander has been or is in the process of getting shot, stabbed, or throwing himself in the path of a death laser

Comments

[celadonite]

Somebody needs blood pressure meds.

[celadonite]

Come to think of it, 'Ky-tastrophy' might sound better, but it's hardly becoming for a subordinate to call the messiah by first name.

Now look what you did to the poor man

[aphelion_orion]

How would he live with the utter disrespectfulness of even thinking- it's not like The Commander didn't offer but that's just what he does because he's nice to everybody and that doesn't mean you can just take liberties and also-!!!

Re: Now look what you did to the poor man

[celadonite]

It's called breathing, you might want to try it these days.

"Andreyev, are you alright? Your face is very red."

Re: Now look what you did to the poor man

[aphelion_orion]

Ky just said, "Breathing is for other people," in a very mild, matter-of-fact way. The sad thing is, someone on the force probably believed him to be able to go without.

Annnd now he's feeling very bad because he made The Commander worry. You can't win with him. XD