[Guilty Gear] Covalent Bonds, Part V

[aphelion_orion]

Title: Covalent Bonds, or The Absolutely Necessary GG College AU Fic with a Bad Title
Fandom: Guilty Gear
Part: 5 of ?
Pairing: mild Sol-Ky distillate, smells distinctly of black tea and brimstone (handle with care, extremely flammable)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: college-AU, humor/parody/crack

Summary: Sol is your not-so everyday mad science professor, and

Comments

[ringoshiba]

Have you got any idea how hard it was to read this in class while keeping a pokerface?

...Cos I totally failed on the pokerface department. 8|

[aphelion_orion]

The management will not provide refunds for: snorted drinks, itchy noses due to snorted drinks, and failure to keep anonymity in class. :P

It will, however, profusely apologize for any incidents involving spaghetti. Because snorting spaghetti really, really hurts.

[shinigamixiii]

Again, you've managed to start my morning afternoon off with some hilarity. So thanks for the epic lulz. I can't wait for the next part!

The M&Ms... NO ONE CAN RESIST.

[aphelion_orion]

Hehe, glad it brightened your day. :3 Next time, things might actually happen, once they have ample time to annoy each other to capacity. Poor Ky, the idea that Sol should be respected because he's a teacher still hasn't worn off.

It was either that, or Skittles. But I thought crunchy snacks are manlier. XD

[cinderscape]

Oh, Sol, you're never going to win. Not in the face of Ky's stubbornness, and his co-workers amusement in his pain.

Will Ky befriend the contents of Sol's fridge?! How long does it take for udon to gain sentience?!
...I just got the mental image of Sol home-growing miniature Gears in his fridge. for some reason.

[aphelion_orion]

The parts of Sol they do know, they know very well. XD He's got more buttons to press than fit on a console.

In some alternate universe, the Gear Project was nothing but a massive accident resulting from leftover pizza, tapioca, and some Chinese take-out, all stacked together and left to slowly... evolve at the bottom of Sol's fridge.

[cinderscape]

He's practically asking for it!

Sol's fridge: truly requiring a hazard warning.

[aphelion_orion]

Not the most easygoing fellow, to be sure. Ky's been way too patient with him.

One of these days, Sol's fridge manages to enrol in college, and nobody is really surprised.

[blade_kun]

God, I hate you so much for this. Why are you so fucking GOOD at what you do?

It's disgusting.

[blackcentury]

*Giggling on the ground, raise a white flag and wave it jerkily*

[aphelion_orion]

If Sol were a lesser man, that's what he'd be doing by the time I'm through with him. :P