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Tres et Quadraginta [Voice Post]

Apr 02, 2008 19:14

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rodnotreno April 2 2008, 23:29:06 UTC

Reno...

Is that you?

They said you left!

He's beginning to doubt how on-the-ball ShinRa is without him... off_duty_turk April 2 2008, 23:32:03 UTC

....

Rod.

This long, and it's only been a RUMOR??

...Rod would tell him all sorts of untrue horror stories... rodnotreno April 2 2008, 23:49:20 UTC

You haven't been gone that long.

You only missed one round of Reno's Momma.

Reno.... might very well believe him. :( off_duty_turk April 3 2008, 00:23:25 UTC

...you've got some interesting standards for "not that long", Rod...

Oh good. So I only have to punch you in the face once. I was worried I might end up tiring myself out~

Rod loves the occasional good one he gets over on Reno. rodnotreno April 3 2008, 00:27:55 UTC

Wasn't like I was counting or anything.

Don't make me whip your arse, old man. My EMR is better than yours anyday or night.

Reno thinks maybe Rod needs a prescription-strength football helmet. off_duty_turk April 3 2008, 00:52:21 UTC

Didn't really expect you to, but... seriously, Rod. Three years isn't anything like "not that long".

....Rod. They're EXACTLY THE SAME.

Rod has missed watching Reno through keyholes or something. rodnotreno April 3 2008, 00:58:53 UTC

Three years? It was only like a week or two, man. No way was it three years.

Well, I guess that means my skill with using it must be better than yours then since I could whip your arse.

Ha ha ha creepy bastard. Reno's missed having a doppelganger to hate on and secretly appreciate. off_duty_turk April 3 2008, 01:02:28 UTC

.....even allowing for your lack of common sense... the ability to count... basic motor skills... that sort of thing.... How are you making this kind of mistake, rookie?

You can do no such thing, you little punk. And I'll prove it if I have to.

Rod knew he was loved! Somewhere deep inside and mixed with hate! rodnotreno April 3 2008, 01:04:54 UTC

Reno... it's only been about a week here. Maybe two. I've been scrubbing toilets, so damn it I remember. It hasn't been three years.

How? By looking old?

Hate and VIOLENCE. And probably some bourbon. And antifreeze. off_duty_turk April 3 2008, 01:07:12 UTC

....you swear you're not just messing with me?

By beating your ass. I mean, having a nice, friendly spar.

Rod knew deep down there was the love. rodnotreno April 3 2008, 01:15:16 UTC

No, I'm not! It hasn't been that long. You up and vanished, but most of us thought you were off hungover or something. It was just this morning that the president said you were gone.

You sure your old bones can take that?

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