Aug 11, 2017 15:34
- The first person who turned off the music to tell the Master something was hung upside-down and flayed. No one ever turned off his music again.
- Anyone who asked to go home was tossed off the Valiant. It's a long way down.
- Jack crucified as a Christmas decoration
- Severed head collecting for Easter
- Making people be gladiators
- Playing darts with a world map and bombing the place it hits
- Burning Paris for Valentine's Day
- Handing out human hearts for same
- Ice skating on frozen blood
- Ice skating the Nile
- Do NOT interrupt the Master when he's speaking
- If the Master can't sleep nobody sleeps. Nobody on Earth.
- Anyone who spills food gets cooked
- Daily Jack torture. Includes beating, poisoning, dismembering, skewering, freezing, starving, gutting, beheading, burning, etc etc
- Let's see if hedge clippers make Jack less randy.
- Blasting people at random
- 'Off with their head' as headache remedy
- Hiding in a closet screaming at the drums
- Horrific threats
- Giggling insanely for no particular reason
- Feeding Jack to his friends. Later on, feeding them back to him!
- Exploding various things and places to 'Another One Bites The Dust'
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