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[of_the_beast]

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Oi, bitch.

Get the fuck off.

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[ta_yu_ya]

That's what I told you five fucking minutes ago.

If you hadn't crawled into my motherfucking bed, this wouldn't be happening!

[of_the_beast]

I can't get off.

You're the motherfucking ninja. You probably used some ninja shit.

[ta_yu_ya]

Neither can I.

Genjutsu doesn't fucking work here.

Your hand is sweaty.

[of_the_beast]

Well, I don't know. Ninja glue or some shit.

Yours is fucking cold. Do you shove it in ice every fucking morning or something?

[ta_yu_ya]

You're such a fucking retard!

I can't even feel my hand beneath that waterfall of fucking sweat.

.. fuck, I can't even see my hand!

[of_the_beast]

WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT NINJAS DON'T HAVE GLUE?

YOUR HAND IS TOO FUCKING COLD FOR ME TO SWEAT. IT'D FUCKING FREEZE.

AND THAT'D BE YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A SHORTASS.

[ta_yu_ya]

I DON'T HAVE GLUE WITH ME, NO. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARRY GLUE WHEN I COULD USE A BINDING JUTSU?! BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE WE'RE IN A-VO-FUCKING-RI-A.

YOUR HAND SMELLS.

AND IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT. YOUR HANDS ARE THE SIZE OF A MOTHERFUCKING GORILLA'S. SO IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING BORN A FUCKING CAVEMAN.

[of_the_beast]

YOU BIND PAPER WITH YOUR NINJA SHIT? FUCK, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDS.

YOURS SMELLS WORSE.

OI, THEY'RE CONVENIENT FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING, ALRIGHT. 'S NOT MY FAULT I'M GOOD AT THAT.

[ta_yu_ya]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE GLUE IN THIS DORM. FUCK GLUE, OKAY--GLUE WOULD NOT STICK SKIN TOGETHER THIS FUCKING TIGHT.

YOURS SMELLS LIKE GAY.

[of_the_beast]

YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN SOME OF THAT SHIT. AND THERE'S A THING CALLED SUPERGLUE WHICH IS A MOTHERFUCKER TO GET OFF.

YOURS SMELLS LIKE DYKES.

[ta_yu_ya]

YOU CAN'T GET SUPERGLUE OFF? YOU'RE SO FUCKING WEAK.

YOURS SMELLS LIKE COCK-SUCKING FAGGOTS IN DRESSES.

[of_the_beast]

WHAT SUPERGLUE IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH OKAY

YOURS SMELLS LIKE SHIT.