I'll be in my cot...
Even if they know nothing else, Torchwood does know how to throw a party.
I had a wonderful time making Doctor 9.0 nervous, lording it over Doctor 10.5, kidnapped a very high Captain John Hart and gave him a piercing or two, then, just for the lulz, I let opened the rattling morgue drawer. I also planted a device on the drawer holding Gray that will cause the system to malfunction whenever I say so. How's that for a night's work?