five times puck got rachel to break the law and one time they get caught

[of_hearts]

Glee. Puck/Rachel. 5,845 words. Prompt from xxtisheryxx : Five times Puck gets Rachel to break the law and the one time they get caught. Title nicked from The National.

Patterns of Fairytales

everything we ever planned to ever do.

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[of_hearts]

Dude, I know it's so awful to say but I seriously hope they have Quinn have a miscarriage. Not because I'm some evil bitch who wishes the worst on her character, just because I think it would be so amazing for these characters and this story and basically everything this show tries to be, you know? It would not only give these kids a chance to shine (although -- don't throw tomatoes at me, but -- I'm not necessarily confident that Dianna has the acting chops to do it? YIKES) and it would be all dark comedy which would be BRILLIANT seeing as that's totally what this show is, but in disguise. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Singing songs doesn't make everything easier, just more adorable!
THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.

I love jealous!Puck because he honestly doesn't believe he's jealous which makes it so much better, because they're secret friends, but they're also more, they just haven't accepted it yet.
I'm such a sucker for the ~secret friendship~ trope, for reals.

Yeah, I love Finn/Puck bffery and I want them back together
SO DO I, BB, SO DO I! We're all so quick to assume that Finn's ~one of the Gleeks~ but he's really not! He was, is, and forever will be the Captain of the Football Team and the Most Popular Boy At School and the guy who joins the Celibacy Club to get in Quinn Fabrey's pants. Dude's a dude! And his friendship with Puck isn't just some throw away plot device to get Quinn pregnant! THEY ARE BFF4LIFE OKAY, WORLD?

But domestic!PR, which is a total kink of mine
Ahh, someone else suggested that prompt, too! Wait, was it you and I'm just forgetting??

watching Rebel Without A Cause bc Puck is and isn't and I can imagine Rachel talking about how Natalie Wood then went to play Maria in West Side Story and then Gypsy and etc
See, this is why you get me.

“You think I’m sexy, don’t you?” -- AH, killing me.
I'm not gonna lie, that line killed me too. After I wrote it I was like, "oh my godddd, PUCK YOU ARE KILLING MY OVARIES."

So basically, in a nutshell, I love you. But you already know this, so it's all good. AND MY APOLOGIES IF THIS IS RAMPANT WITH SPELLING/GRAMMATICAL ERRORS. I didn't proofread this and this journal isn't paid so I can't edit! (WORST EVER)