[There is a series of odd, shuffling noises before the video comes on, the camera held unsteadily to capture the very crestfallen and obviously despairing face of France.]
I have died and gone to Hell.
Either that, or I am in Purgatory, awaiting the Final Judgement.
[He breathes in, closes his eyes, and drops his head, weeping quietly. It takes
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They are going to eat us, aren't they?
[He returns to crying.]
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[He sobs, accepting his fate for what it is.]
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Ehh, you're no fun at all. They're not going to eat you. They'll think the leaves taste better than you.
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That's right! I'm not tasty!
[He huddles up on himself and shivers.]
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Hey! Stop being a wuss and be a man!
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[He puts his head down and sobs.]
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I am France, the Nation of Love. No human can compare to me.
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[His anger deflates when he sees the Lapras.]
Oh. How cute.
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Then if you're that strong of a country, you shouldn't be scared of anything! [Mammon moves Lapras's mouth off-screen as if she is in a stand-up comedy ventriloquism show, making it seem like Lapras is the one who's talking in Mammon's false, high-pitched falsetto voice.]
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You wouldn't understand. Fear is as much a tool as it is a burden, just as duty is.
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You shouldn't let it get to you, France. This place seems peaceful and not full of murders~
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[He gazes at her suspiciously.]
But that was a very interesting choice of words to describe it.
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