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[Post 001] Video/Action Outside New Bark

Oct 18, 2010 09:06

[There is a series of odd, shuffling noises before the video comes on, the camera held unsteadily to capture the very crestfallen and obviously despairing face of France.]

I have died and gone to Hell.

Either that, or I am in Purgatory, awaiting the Final Judgement.

[He breathes in, closes his eyes, and drops his head, weeping quietly. It takes ( Read more... )

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[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 01:11:30 UTC

[......... STARE.]

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 01:13:24 UTC

[Sobs. Just... sobs.]

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 01:23:22 UTC

Are, uh....

Are you okay, guy?

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 01:49:31 UTC

No.

[He trembles, gazing at her with huge eyes.]

Are you a demon come to torment me?

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 01:55:10 UTC

... Uh... well...

Some people might tell you the first part, but I'm not here to torment YOU, anyway.

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 02:03:59 UTC

Are demons specifically assigned to their victims?

[He has always been passingly curious if Hell has a hierarchy.]

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 02:08:54 UTC

[... What the heck, she'd already convinced other new people she was an evil alien.]

Some.

Most of us are just told to cause general chaos, though.

You know, tempting the pious, corrupting the innocent, eating the babies...

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 02:27:09 UTC

[France doesn't believe in aliens, unfortunately. Demons, however, are more than fair game.]

Oh. Well, at least the Church was right about some things.

Is Lucifer really in charge?

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 02:36:13 UTC

Nah, he's just a figurehead.

He holds the best office parties, though.

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 02:46:43 UTC

Oh.

[He seems calmer now for some reason. Maybe it's the matter-of-fact nature of the conversation.]

I've always wondered, what are the parties like there?

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 02:49:27 UTC

[At least he's not screaming like the people who thought she was an alien.]

Hmmm... lots of booze and recreational drug use... Lots of puppy barbeque... otherwise, it's surprisingly tame.

There's usually only, like, ONE cake with a naked person in it.

Re: [Video] of_france October 18 2010, 03:17:02 UTC

"Puppy" barbeque?

[He edges away slightly.]

What is "puppy" barbeque?

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 03:18:36 UTC

Y'know, barbequed puppies!

... What? It IS the demonic underworld.

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 03:53:37 UTC

...

[He withdraws from the screen, staring uncertainly at her.]

You are mad, aren't you.

[Video] foolishwren October 18 2010, 04:04:33 UTC

[Oh god don't encourage her. She lowers her voice and smiiiiirks.]

We're all mad here, mister.

[Video] of_france October 18 2010, 04:11:48 UTC

[He edges back.]

I think I should go.

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