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of_doom

golden past, red future.

Oct 26, 2005 23:03

*HYPERVENTILATES*

I HAVE PAUL TOMKINS'S SIGNATURE. He wrote: "All the best!" and then signed (well, printed, really, but I don't really care) his name. Tall, round letters. A huge flourish on the final 'S'. The date, 20.10.05, written neatly within the flourish.

I THINK I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW, YEAH?

paul tomkins, liverpool

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erjika October 27 2005, 05:21:48 UTC

YAAAAAAAAY!!!

But.

NOOOO, you cannot die happy until you have hugged the Carra!Moose. T_T I don't care if you are touch-aversive, YOU MUST HUG THE CARRA!MOOSE IN ORDER TO TRULY WIN AT LIFE.

(and because I'm all hyper and possibly self-centered and stuff, go to my site!! And scroll down and drag your cursor over the four shiny pictures I have of footballers. And please tell me if they become shinier. T_T *has been working on that for far too long*)

of_doom October 27 2005, 06:29:37 UTC

Oh man, there are already a million passages that I want to type out for you guys. XD

I don't know if I'll ever get near enough the Carra!Moose to hug him. ;__; But yes, that would be like the pinnacle of winning at life.

erjika October 27 2005, 07:14:53 UTC

Em walks down the streets of Philadelphia Liverpool for the first time.

Em: Liiiiiiiverpoooool, Liiiiiiiverpooooool-- Carra? Is that Carra?
Carra: *walking on the other side of the street, slouching like the scally he is*
Em: *starts following*
Carra: ? *looks behind*
Em: *hides behind a lamppost*
Carra: ... *keeps walking*
Em: *keeps stalking*

Carra keeps looking behind, but each time Em hides behind a mailbox, a bike rack, etc, each time getting closer and closer to the moose.

Em: Ten yards.... five yards.... two yards.... KYAAAAA! *flytackleglomp*
Carra: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL--
Em: Whee!
Carra: *RAGE!!!*
Em: eep. *jumps off and runs away*
Carra: *BELLOWING LIKE A MOOSE!!!*

And so went Em's trip to Liverpool. XD

of_doom October 27 2005, 08:01:25 UTC

Philadelphia?

I COULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN IT BETTER MYSELF. COS YOU KNOW I'D TOTALLY HIDE BEHIND MAILBOXES AND STUFF. *shifty eyes* If he yells at me like he did to Jerzy during the CL final, like a fullblown Carra!bellow, I don't know if I'd scream or just giggle with joy, absolute and utter joy. *dies* I sound like such a stalker OMG

erjika October 27 2005, 09:52:48 UTC

The song that went with the movie? 'walk on the streets of Phiiiiiladelphia' or something like that

Now I have this crazy image of him looking like a shadowboxer ('GERROFF!') and ranting in his incomprehensible scouse, and you just giggling and clinging to hia neck like a koala.

And you have to have pigtails. Of course.

And the Carra!bellow may be the last thing you'll ever hear, but that would be the most fantastic way to go. XD

erjika October 27 2005, 09:53:27 UTC

*his neck, not hia neck. o_O

of_doom October 28 2005, 01:38:12 UTC

XD Scouser + koala clingage = DEAD FROM SQUEE.

Pigtailed koala? I dunno, man, that's pretty nuts. Meaning: OKAY.

The Carra!bellow needs to be made into downloadable form so I can use it as a third alarm clock. My roommates might kill me, but at least the last thing I would hear would be a Carra!bellow, and thus I would die a complete person. XD

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