Day of Writing didn't go quite to plan. What follows is fluffy nonsense, loosely based on a prompt by
teddyradiator.
“No, no, no!” Hermione laughed. “You’re doing it all wrong!”
Severus didn’t even glance in her direction. “Do I presume to lecture you, madam?”
“Frequently,” she replied happily. “Now are you going to let me show you how it’s done properly or are you going to insist on making a mess of the whole thing?”
There was a moment - just a moment - when his shoulders tensed. It lasted until Hermione slid onto his lap and pulled the Spellotape closer.
“Neat edges, really sharp corners, else the parcel will look lumpy. What’s so funny?”
Strong arms encircled her. “Merry Christmas, darling.”
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