Sep 07, 2005 15:13
alright so we have this really really hot math teacher and so bridget and i have officially decided to woo him.
funniest story ever. today in the library mr. f walks in.
bridget: 'can you help me with my math?'
mr. f: 'sure'
(other kids in library start laughing becuase they know shes in love with him)
mr f: 'why are they laughing?'
b: 'because they all know im stupid'
mr f: 'bridget you are an intelligent young woman.'
b: 'take off your shirt'
hahahahha he's so hot
so here's our plan of action
1.) go in early for help on friday at around 7:30 am
2.) bring scented candle to set the mood
3.) carefully position our math spiral so that he has to lean over to look at it
4.) ask him to go to the new mathematical movie 'proof' friday night
5.) bake him cookies in the shape of cookies for the upcoming holiday or thanksgiving
6.) ask him to homecoming
those are my thoughts for now.
_reeba