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ONCE UPON A TIME....
there was a boy named daniel,
and a girl named kristy.
one day as daniel and kristy were walking through the neighborhood, eating the all mighty jones soda pop sicles, they were suddenly attacked! by an evil little creature, we shall call him doug.
doug made fun of daniel for being just too tall and made fun of poor kristy for being just too small.
"pffft. hes going to be startin' shxt when he grows up" said daniel, while keeping his pace down the street.
"HA HA i shall attack you with my single stick of wood! it says 'slow down'."
"well i will make fun of your anorexic face!" daniel mocked.
and so the two kept walking, and walking..
until they just couldnt handle it anymore, and had to let out their super secret ninja skills!
but of course, they defy gravity!
and again.
and again!
eventually, kristy gave up, and saw a terrible stack of poo, which we have a photo of, but simply can not show you due to the grotesque-ness of it. ..if that is indeed a word.
but nothing scares daniel. look at him go.
and go.
just like the energizer bunny.
although kristy's ninja skills dominates daniel's ninja skills, they went on. OH NO! WHAT'S THIS!??!!?
DOUG BROUGHT HIS CREW! we were almost brutally attacked! until they decided to show us their pet spiders which were contained in a box. they screamed "take a picture you nasty girl!" and i said "i will not, ima ninja, dont you know!? and i am not nasty!" luckily daniel came to the rescue, and defended poor kristy, but it was too late. one of doug's minions went in for the butt slap on kristy. but dont worry! they got away safely!
"OOOOOOHH"
afterwhile, daniel and kristy went home, and decided to bake a cake to make up for their long, tiresome journey.
"AAAAAHH"
this is what they had to work with for this fabulous cake.
daniel decided to use the ever fashionable vintage bowl kristy's great grandma gave to her mom.
daniel liked the cake batter a little tooo much.lets hope he does not get a stomach ache.
now it is time to put the cake into the oven.
all the cake making made kristy entirely too hungry, so she made mac and cheese and relaxed.
"what chyou goin do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo trunk?"
what seemed like hours later the cake was finally ready to be made beautiful.
well maybe not beautiful...but you get the point.
thats the robot. hes gangster. he has his own mountain on the cake. hes going to take over the world one day.
unfourtunatly, while cleaning the kitchen, daniel and kristy's ninja skills took a temporary break, and by break we mean they broke the mac and cheese pot.
So after a long, ninja filled day, kristy decided to retire to her mid-term studying, where as daniel went off to get his mack on the ladies. wish them the best of luck.
to be continued with more ninja, cake baking action!!!! well..maybe not cake baking next time. but you get the point... yeah.