[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City

May 28, 2011 14:25

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]

[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]

[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]

*sohma kyo | fruits basket, oh god why, actual happy post, *merlin | merlin (bbc), *china | axis powers hetalia, !fourth wall, yep still french, *envy | fullmetal alchemist, !route_29, *ise nanao | bleach, *spain | axis powers hetalia, *america | axis powers hetalia, *netherlands | axis powers hetalia, *england | axis powers hetalia, *liquid snake | metal gear

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