May 28, 2011 14:25
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
*sohma kyo | fruits basket,
oh god why,
actual happy post,
*merlin | merlin (bbc),
*china | axis powers hetalia,
!fourth wall,
yep still french,
*envy | fullmetal alchemist,
!route_29,
*ise nanao | bleach,
*spain | axis powers hetalia,
*america | axis powers hetalia,
*netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
*england | axis powers hetalia,
*liquid snake | metal gear