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So someone just told me I look like that chic from the Drew Carey show.
Slut.
5 reasons why I don't look like that woman:
1. I'm not fat
2. I don't have blonde hair
3. I don't wear BLUE eyeshadow I wear GREEN
4. I'm not fat
5. I don't have potholes
And they weren't ballsy enough to put their name. The nerve. Hmmm...
My brother is having a birthday party. There are many skinny 14 year old girls in bikinis
And many boys who play musical instruments
It is loud
Prom was fun
Danielle was sexy
I was chic
Dates were sadly ignored for most of the time. I really thought they were just for a corsage, butt-near and picture. My mom said I'm a jerk. I AM sorry now. I clearly misunderstood prom dates.
Pictures by Monday (I had Danielle take them. I was too cheap to pay for the real thing)
I had to work 4 hours after I left Elissa's party
Danielle had a flight 2 hours after we left.
My eyebrows have left me (and right before prom too). *sob*sob*sob* I cried a great deal due to my episode in which someone (who will remain nameless) said they would "tidy up" my eyebrows, and instead kicked them off the planet. I really did bawl my eyes out on Thurs. My mom had to console me with food and lots of makeup to fix it up.
My new best friend:
Eyebrow pencil. Who would ever have guessed.
Eu Quero Dois Tacos Suaves di Frango
Slut.
5 reasons why I don't look like that woman:
1. I'm not fat
2. I don't have blonde hair
3. I don't wear BLUE eyeshadow I wear GREEN
4. I'm not fat
5. I don't have potholes
And they weren't ballsy enough to put their name. The nerve. Hmmm...
My brother is having a birthday party. There are many skinny 14 year old girls in bikinis
And many boys who play musical instruments
It is loud
Prom was fun
Danielle was sexy
I was chic
Dates were sadly ignored for most of the time. I really thought they were just for a corsage, butt-near and picture. My mom said I'm a jerk. I AM sorry now. I clearly misunderstood prom dates.
Pictures by Monday (I had Danielle take them. I was too cheap to pay for the real thing)
I had to work 4 hours after I left Elissa's party
Danielle had a flight 2 hours after we left.
My eyebrows have left me (and right before prom too). *sob*sob*sob* I cried a great deal due to my episode in which someone (who will remain nameless) said they would "tidy up" my eyebrows, and instead kicked them off the planet. I really did bawl my eyes out on Thurs. My mom had to console me with food and lots of makeup to fix it up.
My new best friend:
Eyebrow pencil. Who would ever have guessed.
Eu Quero Dois Tacos Suaves di Frango