"James Schwab, who is perhaps the biggest Douchebag to have been bred from UC Davis, probably wrote this." -Carlos Overstreet
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http://www.xanga.com/TTTR/522309327/more-liberal-insanity.html Apparently I was part of some UCD breeding experiment to create a huge douchebag! After all these years it has finally been determined that, yes I am a the biggest douche bag. Best part is I won this biggest douche bag writer award for something I didn't write!
Now I just have to figure out who my real parents are.....