"That aint nice you laughing" Clint Eastwood
As some of you know I work at a YMCA as an accountant. Now when I have to go to the can its in the mens locker room. All sorts of fun shit has happened to me in there but this morning is the main subject.
I got up at 4am started training at 5am, finished and was in the shower by 645. I get out and there is this older guy, 78? and he is attempting to put on a sock. Now you know how it is you try and balance on one foot to get it on and fall forward catching yourself on the other foot.
This asshole has his locker door open, his right hand is on the door and he is trying to shimmy up the sock with his left. Well guess what? The locker door has hinges and it swings forward. His knuckles get smashed on the other locker and he falls forward on his side and starts moaning (pretty loud).
Of course I am right there and I start laughing. Not to be an asshole (well maybe a little) but because he looked funny. You know I dont relish other people getting hurt, but you have to admit seeing someone fall over is god dam funny. So there are other people in the room, I get some dirty looks. Of course this is when I sit up straight take a deep breath flair my chest out.
Im close to 225 now and 10-12% body fat. Yes I am a bodybuilder and Im looking at these people with that glare that in a moments notice I will spring forth and snap thier necks. They look away, the guy though gets up and he says to me "You think that was funny? Your a jerk"
Now my first instinct was to pounce, I mean I was pumped from the workl out had testotorone flowing freely but I held. I looked at him with a big stupid grin and just said "Yeah I am, but that was funny" He didnt say anything I smiled to myself the whole time and finished up.
Now sitting here in my office Im thinking I didnt need to be such an ass. Sure the guy was a fucking idiot I mean, the door has hinges.....
Just a little expirence of some of the shit I see that helps to inspire me to be so aggressive. I love being an alpha male, I love being physically stronger then most people, I love the intimidation.
I also like to laugh.
I got up at 4am started training at 5am, finished and was in the shower by 645. I get out and there is this older guy, 78? and he is attempting to put on a sock. Now you know how it is you try and balance on one foot to get it on and fall forward catching yourself on the other foot.
This asshole has his locker door open, his right hand is on the door and he is trying to shimmy up the sock with his left. Well guess what? The locker door has hinges and it swings forward. His knuckles get smashed on the other locker and he falls forward on his side and starts moaning (pretty loud).
Of course I am right there and I start laughing. Not to be an asshole (well maybe a little) but because he looked funny. You know I dont relish other people getting hurt, but you have to admit seeing someone fall over is god dam funny. So there are other people in the room, I get some dirty looks. Of course this is when I sit up straight take a deep breath flair my chest out.
Im close to 225 now and 10-12% body fat. Yes I am a bodybuilder and Im looking at these people with that glare that in a moments notice I will spring forth and snap thier necks. They look away, the guy though gets up and he says to me "You think that was funny? Your a jerk"
Now my first instinct was to pounce, I mean I was pumped from the workl out had testotorone flowing freely but I held. I looked at him with a big stupid grin and just said "Yeah I am, but that was funny" He didnt say anything I smiled to myself the whole time and finished up.
Now sitting here in my office Im thinking I didnt need to be such an ass. Sure the guy was a fucking idiot I mean, the door has hinges.....
Just a little expirence of some of the shit I see that helps to inspire me to be so aggressive. I love being an alpha male, I love being physically stronger then most people, I love the intimidation.
I also like to laugh.