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[odetosymmetry]

[GOOD AFTERNOON MAYFIELD. Behold one of your friendly neighbourhood paper-boys on his mission to keep you up to date with current events... A-a couple of hours later than usual.

You'd think having a flying skateboard in your possession would make the job a lot quicker, but naturally Kid is being meticulous over placement of the newspapers, despite

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[ignorant]

[ Okay so this guy's been outside his...house-thing (is it really his house if he's never really lived there before? Excuse the new guy), and he's kind of confused. So. ]

...Are you alright?

[odetosymmetry]

[Oh hey new guy. Don't mind us. He'll just be staring fixatedly at where he's decided to place your newspaper as he replies.]

Quite well thank you.

[Something's still not quite correct...]

[ignorant]

Are you sure? You've been out here for a while!

[ He wanders closer and runs his hands through his hair. ]

Are you lost?

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[odetosymmetry]

I have been here since June. I believe I would have to be something of an idiot to get lost at this stage. Although the town does always expand and there was that one time I had to go out and get milk because those filthy hippies never properly stock the fridge and--

[odetosymmetry]

I am merely delivering your newspaper. I have almost accurately determined the central point of your lawn so I should be done in a few moments.

[ignorant]

I could just take it, you know.

[odetosymmetry]

...That is a possibility. Provided you don't put it down till you're inside once I hand it over.

[ignorant]

Yeah, I think I can manage that.

I mean, what's the point of putting it down if I'm just going to pick it up, right?

[ Not that he reads the paper, but. ]

[odetosymmetry]

Your cooperation is much appreciated.

[Here have your newspaper~]

You're new here I believe?

[ignorant]

It's nothing.

[ He tucks the newspaper underneath his arm. ]

Yup! Is it that obvious?