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[odetosymmetry]

I simply cannot live like this!

I feel so very queasy right now...

...Perhaps I should consider finding alternative accommodation....

Comments

[kol_shevik]

Oh? I am sorry to see you go, little comrade! But sometimes is only way. Russia understands.

[odetosymmetry]

...You're sorry?

[Blinkblink... Staaaare.]

Have you been drinking sir?

[1/2]

[kol_shevik]

[He pauses to consider this loaded question.

There's a brief moment of counting on one hand.

...and then the other. He looks briefly at his feet, but reconsiders.]

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

No more than usual.

I am sorry that you are ending your life! It was nice to know you, little comrade! If you would like, Russia can take care of paperwork. Then no one would know you were even here. Very clean.

Re: [2/2]

[odetosymmetry]

"Ending my life"? I cannot say I haven't mentioned it before...

I meant moving out! Finding somewhere less... [...Filthy? Hippie-ridden?... Oh right, mum's probably listening~] Chaotic to live for a while?

[kol_shevik]

...You do not like being neighbor to Russia? Was even going to share vodka when finished!

[odetosymmetry]

Oh, well... I suppose since the fence got burnt down it has been... Pleasant enough? That vodka smell is rather potent though.

[kol_shevik]

See, little comrade? Is much better without fence. I have been saying this all along. ...Fire was unnecessary.

What smell? I do not smell anything.

[odetosymmetry]

That remains to be seen. The fire had nothing to do with me.

...Perhaps you've gotten used to it?