Title: Taking the Cake.
Pairing: House/Wilson.
Prompt: Birthday.
Rating: G.
“Awww. Did someone forget your birthday, Molly Ringwald?”
Wilson groaned. “Actually, I got a nice… card. From my parents.”
House grimaced. “With twenty-five bucks for a tie. Here,” he said, handing the other doctor a pink cupcake. “Compliments of the day-old patrol.”
“…You actually bought me a cupcake? It wasn’t your money, was it?”
House smiled.
“Of course not.”
You’re losing him…
“-But you did get it for me.” Wilson seized the desert. “Mmph. This tastes different,” he declared through a mouthful of cake.
“It is, however, surprisingly familiar.” House smirked, patting the pink laxative bottle in his pocket.