Tapirs can Run!
Today I am going to do a thing or two about my health. In the meantime, I was wondering if anyone remembers who it was that spoke of a world that would eventually become overloaded past capacity with GHOSTS? I think I'm thinking of the Time Machine...but, really and truly, I would like to think of something else, I hate thinking about the Time Machine, I really really hate it, it makes everything feel so empty in here. While you're considering this, follow me to THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER...
My dad and his lady of 18 years are now...DoMesTiC pArTnErS!!!!!!!!!!! Dad joyfully reports "And the certificate doesn't say we're gay or anything!"; Susie comments "And I paid for it" (Dad announces gleefully that she won't be reimbursed). I have a family! I can't wait to find out what Susie's legal status in regards to me is now...the last time we inquired, the state informed us that she was my..."FRIEND". Speaking of my brand new family...OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME OH MY GOD.
Anyway, for you old people: anyone remember the brief millenialist fervor that struck Rondout Valley Central Highschool, home of the Ganders, state champs 2000 (or 2001 or something)? When the world was supposed to end in 90 days? on February 15th? OH SWEET NOSTALGIA!
My dad and his lady of 18 years are now...DoMesTiC pArTnErS!!!!!!!!!!! Dad joyfully reports "And the certificate doesn't say we're gay or anything!"; Susie comments "And I paid for it" (Dad announces gleefully that she won't be reimbursed). I have a family! I can't wait to find out what Susie's legal status in regards to me is now...the last time we inquired, the state informed us that she was my..."FRIEND". Speaking of my brand new family...OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME OH MY GOD.
Anyway, for you old people: anyone remember the brief millenialist fervor that struck Rondout Valley Central Highschool, home of the Ganders, state champs 2000 (or 2001 or something)? When the world was supposed to end in 90 days? on February 15th? OH SWEET NOSTALGIA!