1. "You know anything about rectal itch?
2. "I spoke to Jesus last night. Jesus Christ, that is."
3. "Hustler printed my letter... wanna see?"
4. "They think they can fire ME? I'll show 'em."
I've had a few awkward conversations lately i don't know why either because im just too tired to put the effort or because the other person is boring, retarded, or bipolar.
Rofls at this pic