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- Those pants look very tight, baby. How do you get into those?
- You can start by buying me a drink.
AhAHA! Aleisa's great. She's funny. No, she didn't say that, perv. She's a fine upstanding woman who'd never think of saying something so vile.
Why the hell am I getting odd messages on my phone? An ad from Fox? Yeah, clogging up my phone will really make me want to watch their shitty shows.
"Greetings, person! We at Fox would like you to be very irritated at having to pay for this message, and by the way, be sure to tune in tomorrow night for the season premiere of Survivor 17: Living In Central Park!"
- You can start by buying me a drink.
AhAHA! Aleisa's great. She's funny. No, she didn't say that, perv. She's a fine upstanding woman who'd never think of saying something so vile.
Why the hell am I getting odd messages on my phone? An ad from Fox? Yeah, clogging up my phone will really make me want to watch their shitty shows.
"Greetings, person! We at Fox would like you to be very irritated at having to pay for this message, and by the way, be sure to tune in tomorrow night for the season premiere of Survivor 17: Living In Central Park!"