Because I had nothing better to do

Dec 11, 2011 03:35

Spoiler pics of the Mass Effect 3 trailer! \0/

Graphic intensive. Click to expand them. Some pics are blurry and I didn't get many running shots. If at all.


So in this level, we have to stop a whale from spewing ejaculate into the atmosphere.  Ppffsh. Easy.



The A-Wings will save us from the whale penis.



And then I remembered that I've never killed Wrex (even my Renegade didn't/couldn't) so I have no idea if this is Wreav or someone new.



"Grr. I'll eat the whale penis for you. Grrr."



"Wait. What?"



Obligatory ass shot.
Because of reasons.



"Hold still. Imma kill you."



Hot damn that smoke's pretty. Garrus, quit taking up the view. I have to look at the pretty building textures!



OMG DO NOT WANT KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE









HAMMER OF DAWN The Maw Hammer



FUCK YES INDIVIDUAL XP IS BACK
pleasenomoremissionscreenspleasenomoremissionscreenspleasenomoremissionscreens



I don't pay much attention to the guns because I'm usually CHARGE ALL THE THINGS AND BLOW OFF ITS FACE WITH THE LATEST MODEL OF SHOTGUN, but that looks pretty sweet right there.



"I suggest you run, gentlemen."



"Sure."
"Yeah. Let's go."



"Run."
"Yep."
"Because this is a safe way to run with a loaded gun."
"Yep."



THANK GOD THE ONES IN MASS EFFECT AND MASS EFFECT 2 WERE JUST BABIES



"My darling, my love for you is like the eternal nova of the sun going nova forever."



Yeah. Okay. Insert your own dirty joke here. O.o



"EEEEEEP!"



Awesome armor. XD
Can't wait to change the color. >>;;



"I'm never talking to you again!"
"But. I thought we were on a break?"



"A BREAK?"



"We were NOT ON A BREAK!"



March Y U SO FAR AWAY?



Tasteful post is tasteful.
Except when it's not. XD

james vega, photostory, spoilers, penis? ffff sure., no life, zombies??! fuck., cake, gaming, socially inept, bioware, mass effect

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