can't think of a subject D:

[oddlittleturtle]

This is the best idea ever. The Mass Effect fics I was stumbling across last night weren't fun to read because the lore was off. Even for laughs. :(

A CALL FOR CRACK
Gimme links.  I need a laugh.  The more brain-breakingly terribad it is, the better.  Bonus points for in-character stories because those are diamonds in the rough.

I've already gone through weepingcock's latest goodies baddies.