Ffic: Redundant
Because I wanted to contribute to the Mass Effect 'verse.
Because nerdy dorks are fun to mess with.
Because in-game Alenko actually says, "Mom was right. Should have brought a sweater."
Because on one level of the game, Alenko says that the ruins remind him of bathroom tiles.
I don't think it's one of my better stories as far as grammar and overall characterizations are concerned, but it makes me laugh in places--which is more or less the point.
Mass Effect: Redundant
Follows game, adds some moments and awkwardness between the female version of Shepard and Kaidan Alenko. Also, adds a little more humor. Hints at Williams' crush on Alenko. Clothing optional. Wash, rinse, repeat. Void where prohibited. BFGs, FNGs, and DODs*. Oh, and Boobs. Yay!
*Deathbots O' Destruction, not Department of Defense... heh
Rated M for violence, language and adult themes, situations and nudity