I'm not Dead

[oddlid]

I am back on.
My computer had crashed. It turns out my video card took a shit. Then after I put in a new video card,
My  RAM took a shit. After I cleaned up all the shit, I was pissed and didn't fix it for a bit. Then I discovered
that there is a whole world out there, and I wasn't really in a hurry to get it fixed. I fixed it last weekend,
and

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[o_moloch]

ITS ALIVE!!!!!

[oddlid]

What is?

[scented_tampon]

WB! and i don't mean the shitty nigger station "WB" but "WELCOME BACK"!
i see you did get that virus i sent you then. =P
thank you for the link...i learned a lot about my scrotum.
you need to get that plate for reals.

[oddlid]

Speaking of shitty niggers, I had lunch in Taco Bell today, and
one came in and was screaming at the mexicans behind the counter,
saying that there was a pubic hair in her burrito. She was demanding
a refund. The guy behind the counter called the manager who told him
in Spanish that the hair probably came from her head but to just
give her the money back. She got her money and walked to the door,
then stopped turned around and said
"Jus cuz I aint no Spic don't mean I can't talk no Spanish, ya fuckin' assholes!"
God I love eating there.

[scented_tampon]

haha! she didn't know spanish but it was a good burn anyway.
taco bell = pwns

[stentch]

As of yesterday,Elroy has an empty scrotum.

[oddlid]

Empty as in he shot a big load?
or
Empty as in his testicles are gone?

[stentch]

His testicles are no more.