Imythess. A medieval-fantasy RolePlay site. Very nice, has a few people like myself who get overly verbose, and some of the normal short posters, but overall it is good, with enough good, long posters that I have RP partners.
Enter the newbie. His name is... you guessed it... supernoob.
Cue the post examples. Help Thread:
i was just kind of wonderin if anyone could help me with were the roleplaying areas are located and what u do there. any other help would be welcome anytime. Wat is the best wepon to use by the way. and i still cant figure out wat an RPer is and wat RPing is.
from,
supernoob
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this is supernoob again and i just wanted to say nevermind because i found them. I've already done a new topic in one.
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*points up* Keep in mind, no one responded to that post. The rules specifically state that you do NOT post after yourself. There is an edit button, use it. Now, if someone else had posted before that second one, it would have been fine. But no.
An earlier post on the Help thread:
I am a new player to Imy and i would like to learn how to play. Anybody who can help would be greatly appreiciated. Is there a place where it is 3D and u tell ur caracter where to go and stuff? What is RPing? What is the point of the game? How do i get animals to help me? How do i fight? I do not get this game at all, help if u wish, i will pay u if possible as soon as i figure out how to get gold.
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!
from
supernoob
No, I'm NOT kidding. This person joined the site not knowing how to play, what RPing is, the point of the game, or ANYTHING.
And, just to help you along in my sheer disgust of this person, here is one of his posts:
When supernoob hoped out of bed, he thought to himself, "Today I will avenge my brother and beat beat down the man who killed him." He thought that man would be at the Taras Arena. The journey to Taras took 3 days and 3 nights. Finally he was at Taras, and had a long rest before he went to the arena. He stopped in front from of the doors, and grasped his Katana. He burst through the doors yelling, "Grenadeer, i will avenge you!!!!!!!!!".........
Please someone tell me that I have every right to be disturbed. Even his character's name is supernoob! How bad is that?! *TWITCH!*