a story
The coolest story of how i became pregnant with my pet moose
do i weigh much i have been on jenny Craig for about 3 years now but its not doing much i still weigh the same as a large camel......my sister was bit by a camel once...no really she was trying to kill it with a sharpened down end of a toothbrush when it bit her in the ass good thing the toothbrush which was in her ass at the time blocked it blah blah blah blah blah yakety shamkety she ended up going to the hospital for third degree gerbil bites and a sexual assault case was launched against the kangaroo yata yata yata she ended up dying from falling off the McDonalds golden arches then the gerbil kangaroo and camel came to the funeral and said that it looked like I had lost a little weight and there was no way I weighed as much as a heavy camel maybe 1 skinny camel 3 coconuts and a watermelon well after they stopped sucking up we became the best of friends and we all got a job at the sizzler but they became jealous when i became employee of the month when i put out the grease fire with my face but i guess what goes around comes around because after realizing I needed to go to the bathroom when my face was still on fire and i peed on my face i was arrested for mooning the president of Antarctica on the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the 3rd year 3 being the number of counting and the # of counting shall be 3 no more no less 3 being the 3rd number being reached not 4 or 2 unless proceeding on to 3 and that how many years i was put in prison 5 month's anyways they tied me up and forced me to eat my food with a straw and drink with a fork except on Fridays when i got to drink a can of soda one day when a little gerbil was gnawing on my left pinky toe I asked him for help drinking my soda since my hair was in a braid making it completely impossible to open the soda up and drink it so he opened it up and pored it on my pants after several hours of trying to drink my pants the king of New England, Zimbabwe walked bye ( I think he’s from somewhere in Ireland) and i told him a little piece of advice a wise man taught me when i was trying to become the next Buddhist monk in outer space he told me "a wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn" after the queen herd this she said u genius come here so I hobbled me way over on my peg head and said yes i am a genius but can i please finish drinking my pants? she said oh if u must so i went to the Atlantic ocean for my 23rd birthday and became the queen of all mermaids but i was kicked out of being the queen for sexually molesting my pet sea horse with my thumbs see u can go in and out or simultaneous
do i weigh much i have been on jenny Craig for about 3 years now but its not doing much i still weigh the same as a large camel......my sister was bit by a camel once...no really she was trying to kill it with a sharpened down end of a toothbrush when it bit her in the ass good thing the toothbrush which was in her ass at the time blocked it blah blah blah blah blah yakety shamkety she ended up going to the hospital for third degree gerbil bites and a sexual assault case was launched against the kangaroo yata yata yata she ended up dying from falling off the McDonalds golden arches then the gerbil kangaroo and camel came to the funeral and said that it looked like I had lost a little weight and there was no way I weighed as much as a heavy camel maybe 1 skinny camel 3 coconuts and a watermelon well after they stopped sucking up we became the best of friends and we all got a job at the sizzler but they became jealous when i became employee of the month when i put out the grease fire with my face but i guess what goes around comes around because after realizing I needed to go to the bathroom when my face was still on fire and i peed on my face i was arrested for mooning the president of Antarctica on the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the 3rd year 3 being the number of counting and the # of counting shall be 3 no more no less 3 being the 3rd number being reached not 4 or 2 unless proceeding on to 3 and that how many years i was put in prison 5 month's anyways they tied me up and forced me to eat my food with a straw and drink with a fork except on Fridays when i got to drink a can of soda one day when a little gerbil was gnawing on my left pinky toe I asked him for help drinking my soda since my hair was in a braid making it completely impossible to open the soda up and drink it so he opened it up and pored it on my pants after several hours of trying to drink my pants the king of New England, Zimbabwe walked bye ( I think he’s from somewhere in Ireland) and i told him a little piece of advice a wise man taught me when i was trying to become the next Buddhist monk in outer space he told me "a wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn" after the queen herd this she said u genius come here so I hobbled me way over on my peg head and said yes i am a genius but can i please finish drinking my pants? she said oh if u must so i went to the Atlantic ocean for my 23rd birthday and became the queen of all mermaids but i was kicked out of being the queen for sexually molesting my pet sea horse with my thumbs see u can go in and out or simultaneous