PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES MY LIFE IS MADE
Today I was searching chatlogs for an old exercise in bad rhyme, and found instead a different old exercise in bad rhyme. This is what I love about my life hard-drive.
caia_comica: Combine the skills! Write bad porn in verse!
odditycollector: It would be limericks, I think!
Karen: That's what they are *for*.
Caia: *nods* CLEARLY.
Karen:
Green Lantern is a force for good.
He helps the world be what it should.
But the tabloids all say,
when he's done for the day
that his only weakness is wood...
Caia: Heeeee. More!
Karen: ... FINE.
Karen:
There's an island Diana is from.
With women it is overrun.
And all she will say
of the Amazon way
is they know that spanking is good fun
Caia: *giggles* Yay Amazons!
Karen: :-)
Karen:
The first Robin's *first* name is Dick
He jumps and he swings and he kicks
He's the vigilante
who's best known in panties,
and most of the fangirls' first pick.
Caia: Yay!
Karen: PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES
Caia: TOTALLY.
Karen: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen:
There's an alien: Kara Zor-El.
She can't dress herself very well.
She wears half a skirt,
'cause Martha's a pervert.
Quoth everyone else: What the hell?
Caia: ?!!
Caia: HEEEEEEEEE.
Karen: PANTIES!
Karen: MY WORLD IS MADE!
Caia: Panties!
Caia: Heeeeee. Vigilantes in panties!
From later, the *other* GL oath:
My Green Lantern outfit is tight,
And I can keep going all night.
My dick is impressive,
My ring is expressive
With sex toys made out of green light.
Also:
There was a young farmboy: Clark Kent
who, being a thoughtful young gent,
took his cock by the base,
shot his load into space,
and left 'fore it made its descent.
Want one? Write me a limerick (and a prompt), and I'll write you one back. Limericks: almost make the long list for "most fun you can have in front of the computer screen"!
caia_comica: Combine the skills! Write bad porn in verse!
odditycollector: It would be limericks, I think!
Karen: That's what they are *for*.
Caia: *nods* CLEARLY.
Karen:
Green Lantern is a force for good.
He helps the world be what it should.
But the tabloids all say,
when he's done for the day
that his only weakness is wood...
Caia: Heeeee. More!
Karen: ... FINE.
Karen:
There's an island Diana is from.
With women it is overrun.
And all she will say
of the Amazon way
is they know that spanking is good fun
Caia: *giggles* Yay Amazons!
Karen: :-)
Karen:
The first Robin's *first* name is Dick
He jumps and he swings and he kicks
He's the vigilante
who's best known in panties,
and most of the fangirls' first pick.
Caia: Yay!
Karen: PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES
Caia: TOTALLY.
Karen: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen:
There's an alien: Kara Zor-El.
She can't dress herself very well.
She wears half a skirt,
'cause Martha's a pervert.
Quoth everyone else: What the hell?
Caia: ?!!
Caia: HEEEEEEEEE.
Karen: PANTIES!
Karen: MY WORLD IS MADE!
Caia: Panties!
Caia: Heeeeee. Vigilantes in panties!
From later, the *other* GL oath:
My Green Lantern outfit is tight,
And I can keep going all night.
My dick is impressive,
My ring is expressive
With sex toys made out of green light.
Also:
There was a young farmboy: Clark Kent
who, being a thoughtful young gent,
took his cock by the base,
shot his load into space,
and left 'fore it made its descent.
Want one? Write me a limerick (and a prompt), and I'll write you one back. Limericks: almost make the long list for "most fun you can have in front of the computer screen"!