On making the full and proper use of your internet.

[odditycollector]

Before anyone says anything, I'd like to mention for the record that this is *not my fault*. If the universe didn't secretly want such things, it would have bequeathed upon me impulse-control.

Seriously. Any time now, universe.

You, uh, probably don't want to click this. Especially if you are at work.

... and especially, too, if you are *not* at work.