But what about all the other stuff you owe us, Karen?
I am currently remembering the reasons why I don't write porn. They are: 1. it is hard, and 2. it turns out that I do like to pretend I have shame.
But! I have a cunning plan to deal with number 2 on that list: Who wants me to write *really bad porn* especially for them?
That's right, you do! *Really*!
So leave me a character or two and I'll do my best to remind you why you stopped reading Nifty.
ETA: I am off to bed for now, which seems like the perfect cut-off point for requests. (As always, if you still do make a request there's a chance I'll honour it, but this is entirely left to my moods and whims.)
But! I have a cunning plan to deal with number 2 on that list: Who wants me to write *really bad porn* especially for them?
That's right, you do! *Really*!
So leave me a character or two and I'll do my best to remind you why you stopped reading Nifty.
ETA: I am off to bed for now, which seems like the perfect cut-off point for requests. (As always, if you still do make a request there's a chance I'll honour it, but this is entirely left to my moods and whims.)