The sort of idea that seems brilliant at 5 am
Because foreverdirt is unhappy but easily amused.
I be Sam
Sam I be
That Sam-I-be!
That Sam-I-be!
I do not like
that Sam-I-be!
Do you want to have sex with me?
I do not like you, Sam-I-be,
the biggest ho I'll ever see.
Would you do me here or there?
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Would you have sex in a house?
Would you have sex with a mouse?
I will not have sex in a house.
I will not have sex with a mouse.
I will not do you here or there.
We will not do it anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Would you fuck me in a box?
Would you fuck me with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I will not have sex with you.
I do not like you, Sam. It's true.
Would you? Could you?
In a tram?
Take me! Take me!
Here I am!
I would not, could not, in a tram.
You may like it.
You will see.
We could have sex in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a tram! You let me be.
I do not want to in a box.
I do not want to with a fox.
I do not want to in a house.
I do not want to with a mouse.
It will not happen here or there.
It will not happen anywhere.
You do not do a thing for me.
I will not fuck you, Sam-I-be.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a tram! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not do you with a mouse.
I will not do you in a house.
I will not do you here or there.
I will not do you anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a tram. Not in a tree.
I do not like you, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not fuck you here or there.
I will not fuck you anywhere!
You do not want to do the deed?
I do not want to, Sam-I-be.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I do not want to in the rain.
I do not want to on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a tram! You let me be!
I do not want to in a box.
I do not want to with a fox.
I will not fuck you in a house.
I will not fuck you with a mouse.
I will not do it here or there.
I'll never fuck you ANYWHERE!
You will never sleep with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
You do not want to.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be, I will fuck you.
You will see.
...
Say!
I like having sex with you!
I do! I like it, Sam! It's true!
And I would do it in a boat.
And I would do it with a goat...
And give you blowjobs in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a tram. And in a tree.
It is so very fun, you see!
So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it with a fox.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do you here and there.
Say! I will fuck you ANYWHERE!
You are so great at the wham-bam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Thank you, Sam!
I be Sam
Sam I be
That Sam-I-be!
That Sam-I-be!
I do not like
that Sam-I-be!
Do you want to have sex with me?
I do not like you, Sam-I-be,
the biggest ho I'll ever see.
Would you do me here or there?
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Would you have sex in a house?
Would you have sex with a mouse?
I will not have sex in a house.
I will not have sex with a mouse.
I will not do you here or there.
We will not do it anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Would you fuck me in a box?
Would you fuck me with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I will not have sex with you.
I do not like you, Sam. It's true.
Would you? Could you?
In a tram?
Take me! Take me!
Here I am!
I would not, could not, in a tram.
You may like it.
You will see.
We could have sex in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a tram! You let me be.
I do not want to in a box.
I do not want to with a fox.
I do not want to in a house.
I do not want to with a mouse.
It will not happen here or there.
It will not happen anywhere.
You do not do a thing for me.
I will not fuck you, Sam-I-be.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a tram! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not do you with a mouse.
I will not do you in a house.
I will not do you here or there.
I will not do you anywhere.
You will not have sex with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a tram. Not in a tree.
I do not like you, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not fuck you here or there.
I will not fuck you anywhere!
You do not want to do the deed?
I do not want to, Sam-I-be.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I do not want to in the rain.
I do not want to on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a tram! You let me be!
I do not want to in a box.
I do not want to with a fox.
I will not fuck you in a house.
I will not fuck you with a mouse.
I will not do it here or there.
I'll never fuck you ANYWHERE!
You will never sleep with me.
I do not like you, Sam-I-be.
You do not want to.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be, I will fuck you.
You will see.
...
Say!
I like having sex with you!
I do! I like it, Sam! It's true!
And I would do it in a boat.
And I would do it with a goat...
And give you blowjobs in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a tram. And in a tree.
It is so very fun, you see!
So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it with a fox.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do you here and there.
Say! I will fuck you ANYWHERE!
You are so great at the wham-bam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Thank you, Sam!