In news that is the opposite of complaining, people wrote me fic!
caia_comica wrote me
Coluans (well, *Coluan*) vs zombies! This probably was going to happen sooner or later - I did a quick search just now on the chatlogs between us, and the word "zombie" comes up 109 times. ZOMBIES ARE FUNNY OKAY!
And!
jarodrussell solved Majestros'
not getting laid problem. Despite being a tall, dark, well-muscled specimen, the poor guy hasn't had any for a long time. A LOOOONG time. I mean, you'd have to drag out *Methos* for proper laughing commiseration. And. Huh. *There's* an image.
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