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For the_wanlorn, who cheated. But that's okay, because so did I.
“Mmmnnnn.” House was surprised, upon returning to consciousness, that his leg didn't hurt as much as it usually did in the morning. There was a not terribly unpleasant weight to his thoughts - Morphine, he decided - and a dulled and hazy pain along the side of his head.
“Mfffnnhn.”
“I think he’s waking up.” Cameron's voice. House opened his eyes.
Four faces stared down at him. Stacy, Wilson, Cuddy and Cameron… and the rest of his minions seemed to have found something more interesting to do than wait by his hospital bedside like loyal but particularly brain-dead family pets.
“Why’d you have to wake me up?” House said.
“Do you remember what happened?” asked Stacy.
“Yeah,” said House. “I was having the most amazing dream." He waved a hand, encompassing Stacy, Cuddy and Cameron in the gesture. "And you, and you, and you were there!”
They looked at him, puzzled. House added, “Aren’t you going to ask me what you were wearing?”
Cuddy snorted. “He’s fine.” The three women filed out of the room.
Wilson stared after them. “Was I there?” he asked.
“You wish,” said House.
“Mmmnnnn.” House was surprised, upon returning to consciousness, that his leg didn't hurt as much as it usually did in the morning. There was a not terribly unpleasant weight to his thoughts - Morphine, he decided - and a dulled and hazy pain along the side of his head.
“Mfffnnhn.”
“I think he’s waking up.” Cameron's voice. House opened his eyes.
Four faces stared down at him. Stacy, Wilson, Cuddy and Cameron… and the rest of his minions seemed to have found something more interesting to do than wait by his hospital bedside like loyal but particularly brain-dead family pets.
“Why’d you have to wake me up?” House said.
“Do you remember what happened?” asked Stacy.
“Yeah,” said House. “I was having the most amazing dream." He waved a hand, encompassing Stacy, Cuddy and Cameron in the gesture. "And you, and you, and you were there!”
They looked at him, puzzled. House added, “Aren’t you going to ask me what you were wearing?”
Cuddy snorted. “He’s fine.” The three women filed out of the room.
Wilson stared after them. “Was I there?” he asked.
“You wish,” said House.