How about explosives? We bought a ton of fireworks on our way home. As we told our friend Jake (who left on leave around the same time we got home, darn it), "Don't plan anything for the Fourth [of July]. We're going to blow sh*t up until the police arrive."
Incidentally, dragon eggs (crackling balls, whatever you call them) have turned out to be far more effective at getting the neighbors' dogs out of my yard than the slingshot or the AirSoft pistol (shoots 6mm plastic pellets).
And it's okay about the gun thing. I love you anyway. d:
I guess it's not gonna show up in the thingy (cause it looks like it's actual html, rather than a script), but anyway, my value for you was apparently 76%.
i think that "sekrit" is pronounced like "secret." i read it a lot of times, wondering what a "seh-crit" wife was. it sounded like some kind of religion.
Yep! It's an annoying alternate spelling I picked up during my days as a regular at alt.folklore.urban (also referred to as a.f.u), where jokes about the super sekrit cabal of afuisti were rampant.
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Incidentally, dragon eggs (crackling balls, whatever you call them) have turned out to be far more effective at getting the neighbors' dogs out of my yard than the slingshot or the AirSoft pistol (shoots 6mm plastic pellets).
And it's okay about the gun thing. I love you anyway. d:
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Hooray!
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ObJoke: It would have been funnier if we wound up 69% compatible.
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If breasts were a religion, I'd join.
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