My language use is being affected by watching TV again.

[oddharmonic]

I just used the phrase "fingersnap army" without joking.

Please smack me in the head if I ever do that within earshot of you.

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[oddharmonic]

No shit, don't know, and probably. There are a ridiculous number of SUVs here, mostly only carrying one person at a time. Because everything's bigger in Texas, especially Plano Woman's breast implants. (I know someone here who's a G cup after her fourth augmentation.)

I'll be able to do better after I finish installing my preferred software on my new-to-me computer, but here's a little Big Gay Al:

[clemidia]

You're a doll!

How about these?