For someone whose husband currently has an actual ear patch:
Photo taken while waiting for lunch at the California Pizza Kitchen at
Shops at Willow Bend, Plano, TX.
Apologies for taking liberties with rendering an ear, but I think it's recognizable. Earrrrrr!
(Re the phrase "infinitive verb pirate": the infinitive form of the verb "to go" in Spanish is ir, pronounced the same way as the English word "ear".)