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Gunpowder, Gelatine. Dynamite with a laserbeam.
Well this was going to be a happy drunk entry. But shit reaaaaalllly turned sour as of late. I'll talk about the good while I can remember. Well we went to this party tonight. And there was this HOT girl that looked like Tabenga from Boy Meets World. Her name is Amy, unfortunately she has a boyfriend. (Go Figure. But I signed her nipple, that was good times) My friend Kourtney (which is a story initself. we're like friends with benefits...without the benefits. Weird shit, ask me when I'm sober.) well anyway she pee'd in the fucking washer machine. True story. Good ass shit. And then we were talking about Popozao and Kevin Federline and she's like "Kevin Federline? I'd fuck him." and we're like 'WHAT?!' " and she says "he was in the Backstreet Boys right?" we're like "No! he's Britney Spears's husband." and she's like "OH MY GOD EW HE'S GROSSSSSS!" Then she's like "He walks around barefoot and eats cheetos! He's so white trash! Anyone that walks aroudn barefoot and eat white trash is WHITE TRASH!" WTF? I love drunk Kourtney.
Good stuff.
Now to the bad. My roommate and my suite mate got in a fight. First it was verbal. They had some animosity so I thought that I'd let them argue since they're drunk, since I knew they wouldn't discuss it when they're sober. Well that was a bad decision. Because verbal soon turned to physical when my roommate called my suitemate's ex girlfriend a slut. They started to fight and I had to use my Karate to break them up. Like I literally put my suitemate in a chokehold. Aw...drama.
Anywho.....actually I don't know how to conclude this. OMG I tried this shit called Arrows's Peppermint or something. Its only $9.95 a fifth and its 100 proof, and tastes like peppermint. It tastes like absofucking heaven. Mmmmm.
Well this was going to be a happy drunk entry. But shit reaaaaalllly turned sour as of late. I'll talk about the good while I can remember. Well we went to this party tonight. And there was this HOT girl that looked like Tabenga from Boy Meets World. Her name is Amy, unfortunately she has a boyfriend. (Go Figure. But I signed her nipple, that was good times) My friend Kourtney (which is a story initself. we're like friends with benefits...without the benefits. Weird shit, ask me when I'm sober.) well anyway she pee'd in the fucking washer machine. True story. Good ass shit. And then we were talking about Popozao and Kevin Federline and she's like "Kevin Federline? I'd fuck him." and we're like 'WHAT?!' " and she says "he was in the Backstreet Boys right?" we're like "No! he's Britney Spears's husband." and she's like "OH MY GOD EW HE'S GROSSSSSS!" Then she's like "He walks around barefoot and eats cheetos! He's so white trash! Anyone that walks aroudn barefoot and eat white trash is WHITE TRASH!" WTF? I love drunk Kourtney.
Good stuff.
Now to the bad. My roommate and my suite mate got in a fight. First it was verbal. They had some animosity so I thought that I'd let them argue since they're drunk, since I knew they wouldn't discuss it when they're sober. Well that was a bad decision. Because verbal soon turned to physical when my roommate called my suitemate's ex girlfriend a slut. They started to fight and I had to use my Karate to break them up. Like I literally put my suitemate in a chokehold. Aw...drama.
Anywho.....actually I don't know how to conclude this. OMG I tried this shit called Arrows's Peppermint or something. Its only $9.95 a fifth and its 100 proof, and tastes like peppermint. It tastes like absofucking heaven. Mmmmm.