I think I need a minder...
Oh jeebus… *facepalm*
I had what I thought was the funniest idea this morning.
Doing a really cracky, CW-RPS version of ‘Geek Love’ by Katherine Dunn.
Now for those of you who may not have read this (and btw, I heartily recommend you do) picture the scene: Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Ellen as demented side show freak owners/breeders! Jensen Ackles as a cranky, psychotic, cult-leader flipper boy! Tom Welling and Mike Rosenbaum as Siamese twins! Jared Padalecki as psychic boy! And Chad Michael Murray as your Albino, dwarf, incestuous-mother-of-Jensen’s-lovechild narrator! I laughed and laughed!!
Then I slapped myself out of it and realised that this would be a very, very bad, terrible idea and if I ever mention it again I give you all permission to hunt me down and shoot me. It would be for the good of humanity, honest.
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I nearly bought myself John Sheppard and Rodney Mackay action figures the other day. And I didn’t stop myself because buying them would be a foolish thing for a grown woman to do, oh no - I stopped myself because I saw that you can get field operative versions and I want to track those down instead. Because I’m hoping they have thigh holsters. *facepalm mk.2* I shouldn’t be let out on my own.
Once I get them I’m going to put them into compromising positions next to the Connor and Future Predator Dave action figures I’ve just bought.
(and OMG, action figure!Connor has the most bizarrely flexible and pose-able legs I’ve ever seen on a toy! And a really, really defined little plastic arse crack. It’s like, impossible not to immediately put him into dirty poses! Oh, for an action figure!Ryan…)
(and in another and, Future Predator Dave was sooo securely fastened onto the plastic display backing that I got the idea the manufacturers were afraid he was going to get loose and go on the rampage or something - ‘There’s still not enough wire!! My god people, do you realise what will happen if we only tie him down with a couple of pieces?!’ ‘…very small, plastic Godzilla scenario?’ ‘Exactly!!’ - seriously, it took me about 10 minutes to get him out)
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Samphire for dinner!!!
OMG, OMG, OMG - Samphire season again! I love this stuff so damn much - I nearly orgasmed when I saw it in the shop.
When I rule the world I shall have my minions find a way to cultivate it all year round - but only for me.
And the best thing about it? It totally looks like something alien - possibly something that could be involved in a SGA tentacle porn fic.
(I do realise this is a strange reason for liking it, ok? But I mean, the reason I like my favourite thai mushroom and fried bean curd dish is because the Chinese black mushrooms look like little slugs. And I’m vegetarian, I shouldn’t find the idea of eating little slugs attractive)
Samphire and new potatoes and cabbage & broad beans with garlic and mustard dressing.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
