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[oda_hates_me]

... Shit, is it time for the New Feathers already?

[Fuck you, guys. 8| Sanji has stuff to buy, people to feed..... Oh oh wait--]But of course, a heartfelt welcome to all our lovely princesses and goddesses, ladies and sweethearts~! ♥♥♥!! Aaaahn, already I'm shackled by this mistress called love

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[queenofhealers]

Prince, hm~? And what sort of assistance can you provide?

[ PS this is a biological male who canonically fools absolutely everyone unless they find out specifically :3 ]

[oda_hates_me]

[A TRAP. Dx CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU]

Any you want, apple of my heart~!! [*_*]

[queenofhealers]

[ I HAD TO, TELL ME HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT ]

Can you hold your own in a fight against an entire army without needing to be healed every minute? [ /cheerful but entirely serious ]

1/2

[oda_hates_me]

[.................................... Dx]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees~!!

[oda_hates_me]

[... wait, what?]

Army?

... How large of one are we talking here?

[queenofhealers]

Oh, I tend to lose track beyond a few thousand...

[oda_hates_me]

Aah, I see.

Is there a reason you need assistance, Miss?

[Srs face is on. Yes, he's not kidding about helping. 8|]

[queenofhealers]

Well you see, my friends and I often find ourselves quite outnumbered. I can handle myself, but they always seem to need my wonderful healing powers every time I turn around! It really tires a girl out, you know~? [ Dramatic sigh... ]

[oda_hates_me]

It'd be an honor to help such a picture of beauty~!! And so talented, too~!

Sanji at your service~!!

[queenofhealers]

My name is Akari. It's a pleasure to meet you! Ah, I hope we get rid of Bon-chan!

[oda_hates_me]

... Bon-chan? [they must be thinking of a different one. Sanji's head is filled with unpleasant images of men prancing around in swan tights, and it shows.]

[queenofhealers]

Yes, big brute of a man. What he has in muscle, he lacks in brains. There's only Four Emperors, after all~ If we take another member, someone has to go~