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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a distinctive grunt over the journals as a very familiar chef marches through the forest, sounding tired as hell, irritated that he probably missed his captain's birthday, and slightly loopy from those drugs. Ah sedatives.]

Damn bastards, I liked that pair of shoes.Hnnn. So

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[ Voice with a possibility of later action. :|b ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ T___T ]

O-oi, Sanji! Where are you? Are you okay? Are you bleeding? Do you need someone to get you?

[Oh, there shall definitely be action later 8|b]

[oda_hates_me]

[He may or may not be very, very relieved to hear that voice; the grin kinda gives it away]

Yo, Usopp.

I'm fine, just shoeless again.

[ Voice ] In other news, Sanji is greeted today by the wet kitten brigade.

[sniperkingftw]

Don't know why they always take the shoes-

Ah- I'll get you another pair later or something. You're sure you're all right, right?

[ Usopp simply is relieved. That's how he rolls. ]

[ Voice ] LOL more like jumped. But Zoro doesn't count as a wet kitten.

[oda_hates_me]

It doesn't feel like they did anything to me. [slightly drugged-sounding? Yes, but otherwise he honestly sounds fine]

[ Voice ] Zoro's not a kitten at all, he's like. A very angry stray.

[sniperkingftw]

[ Mrr. MRRRRRR, he notices this. But still, not hurt, hurt, he is much more relieved-sounding now. He missed you DX ]

Good. That's good.

... Are you actually coming home first this time? [ That is his mothering voice when applied to Sanji, yes. ]

[ Voice ] Or a pissy tiger...

[oda_hates_me]

Oi, of course I am. [And right after Usopp's not-so-subtle demand, Sanji seems to double time it a bit]

Assuming half of Luceti doesn't stop me on the way first.

[ Voice ] That works very well.

[sniperkingftw]

[ He's just not good at subtle, what can he say? Besides, you getting home means naptime for half the crew, who slept not while you were gone. Have a smile :|b ]

Hey, you're a popular guy. Maybe you can get someone to carry you.

[ Voice ]

[oda_hates_me]

[He's sending you all to bed, fyi]

Like I need to be carried. My legs work just fine.

[ Voice ] B| now that my modem is plugged back in.

[sniperkingftw]

[ You'll get no complaints out of Usopp. Who will squawk Sanji to bed, too, go figure. ]

They better be working. [ Mutter mutter haet the Malnosso. ] So are you hungry? Thirsty? Cold? Are you dry? Do you want anything when you get here?

[ Fuzzy slippers? A pass on tackle-glomping? Daily news? ]

[ Voice ] B| as you can see, the entry exploded

[oda_hates_me]

[Have a sigh of fond exasperation, Usopp.]

Usopp, I'm fine. You can mother me when I get walk through the door, alright?

[ Voice ] I- I saw. Take your time, I can hang around forever.

[sniperkingftw]

...all right. [ Settling down. BUT HE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS WAITING.

Ngh. Spazzing. ]

What about socks?

[ Voice ] Thank you ;; /FIGHTS ON

[oda_hates_me]

Longnose, chill out before you give Chopper more work!

And no, I do not have any shitty socks.

[ Voice ] So brave~ (in the face of hysterical wives.)

[sniperkingftw]

I'm not going to give him more work! [ He is stress-free. can one really even single-parent the other parent? ]

[ The wordless reply: "WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?!" ] And- and fine! I'll have socks when you get back, too!

[ Voice ] Usopp gives us lots of practice

[oda_hates_me]

Deep breaths, Usopp. [now he's just needling you - but with affection!]

[ Voice ] ...out of goodwill. /spies Where's Waldo-Sopp in your icon.

[sniperking_ftw]

I know how to breathe. You're the one we have to worry about breathing today, so you just- you better keep doing that too! Or else! [ He's a worrier. Meaningless threats are obviously the best approach to take. ]

[ Voice --> Action ] ... I DID NOT NOTICE USOPP THERE.

[oda_hates_me]

[That was... clearly an order, but Sanji wasn't about to stop breathing anytime soon]

Yes sir. [smiiiiiirk-- and oh hey, you hear that door opening?]